For years, Italy’s Amalfi Coast has been a go-to honeymoon destination for countless couples worldwide… regardless of gender or sexual orientation. And for good reason, too! This region is home to gorgeous scenery, exquisite Italian cuisine, and breathtaking cultural attractions that will make your experience one to remember.
But let’s not forget that your honeymoon is also about fucking the person you just walked down the aisle with. As such, there are numerous experiences and locations in this part of Italy that are bound to get your newlywed heart pumping.
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Visit Lovers’ Beach in Cetara
Do you want to enjoy the beach but desire a little privacy? We recommend going to Lannio Beach or exploring one of the marinas in Cetara. Consider renting a boat to take you to the “Spiaggia Degli Innamorati” (aka Lovers’ Beach). This sexy little cove is only large enough to accommodate a few people at a time.
However, if you decide to have an off-season honeymoon, you might get lucky (pun intended) and have the entire beach to yourselves. Just remember… clean up after you’ve finished exploring each other’s respective landscapes to preserve the cove’s natural beauty.
Photo: Summer in Italy
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Find Romantic Inspiration at the Path of Love in Furor
The “Passeggiata dell’Amore”, which translates to “the Path of Love”, is a pathway in the heart of Cinque Terre on the Amalfi Coast that houses the words of some of Italy’s most prolific writers.
Numerous benches line the path, each featuring a ceramic plaque adorned with romantic quotes and sweet come-hithers. You and your love can enjoy the astounding scenery while also getting inspired by some of history’s greatest romantics. This spot is meant for lovers, and it will make you want to rush back to your hotel for some hot lovemaking.
Photo: Tripadvisor
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Sunset Views and A Candle-Lit Dinner at Re Mauri
Re Mauri is one of Vietri sul Mare’s most upscale and sensual restaurants. Additionally, it’s situated in a prime location to witness one of the most beautiful sunsets you’ll ever experience in your life. As you watch the sunset over the Gulf of Salerno, you can enjoy the restaurant’s perfect aphrodisiacal combination of imported wines and fresh seafood.
Photo: Re Mauri
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Hot Hotel Sex at Villa TreVille
Let’s face it—the hotel you choose is one of the most important honeymoon decisions you can make! After all, there’s a strong chance you’ll spend most of your holiday in bed.
Luckily, there are plenty of options along the Amalfi Coast. However, you and your new spouse deserve a place that indulges your every desire.
The gorgeous Villa TreVille is iconic in this regard. Set on a cliff overlooking the Tyrrhenian Sea, it has been a mainstay for travel-lusting couples for years. When you book a room at the Villa TreVille, you can enjoy a luxurious bed. Additionally, staff will cater to your every whim. And in some rooms, you even get your own private pool and terrace! This is perfect for lying in the sun during the day, or sipping champagne in the evening. Ultimately, this is the spot to make some hot and sexy newlywed memories.
Photo: Villa TreVille via Willow & Oak Events
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Hike the Path of the Gods on the Amalfi Coast
The words “hiking” and “sexy” might not seem synonymous. However, embarking on such an adventure with your lover can trigger your endorphins and have you looking forward to a steamy, post-hike shower. The Amalfi Coast is home to many hiking paths. And the Path of the Gods is a popular trail for couples to explore, no matter your level of experience.
While you enjoy the scenic views, you’ll also get to reap the benefits of some exercise in the midst of so much decadence. After an active afternoon, head back to your villa. Then, get sweaty with each other in other ways as you see where the night takes you.
Photo: Lonely Planet
